BRING 'EM ON!

SEEMS AS THOUGH SOMEONE NEW EITHER JOINS THE FRAY OR ANNOUNCES THE FACT THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT IT. THE EX-MAYOR OF NEW YORK IT SEEMS, HAS DECIDED HE IS PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL, AND THAT IS OKAY.

A CROWDED FIELD, AS IN A HORSE RACE, CAN ONLY HAVE ONE WINNER. I AM NOT TAKING SIDES BUT MY VIEW IS THAT A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE HAS AN UPHILL BATTLE AND MY PREDICTION IS THAT CANDIDATE WILL BE JOHN McLAIN. AS THE CAMPAIGN WEARS ON I FEAR SEN. CLINTON AND OBAMA WILL FADE AND PROBABLY EDWARDS MAY BE THE FLAG BEARER FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. (WISH IT WERE BIDEN) HOWEVER, I AM NOT IN THIS RACE TO MAKE PREDICTIONS SO IGNORE THEM, I AM HERE TO WIN!!!!!!!!!! AND WIN WE WILL.

JUST MAKING A CHANGE IN ADMINISTRATION IS NOT ENOUGH. THE CHANGES WE ENVISION ARE FAR MORE EXTENSIVE AND WHILE DOING SO, WE WILL KEEP OUR EYE ON THE DEFICIT. REDUCING THIS EVER-GROWING, OUT OF CONTROL DEFICIT IS PRIORITY #2 FOLLOWED ONLY BY ENDING THE CONFLICT IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN.

TO GET A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF OUR GOALS PLEASE READ OUR PLATFORM IN OUR WEBSITE. IT IS THOROUGH, IT IS HONEST IT IS DIFFERENT.

PLEASED TO REPORT THAT 95% OF OUR CABINET POSITIONS HAVE BEEN SOLD (SELECTED) BUT IF YOU ASPIRE TO HOLD SUCH A POSITION, JUST EMAIL US WITH YOUR OFFERS. WE ARE WILLING TO CONSIDER POSITIONS NEVER BEFORE THOUGHT OF. DIRECTOR OF THE FBI WAS JUST SOLD FOR A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS.

TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT COFFEE CLUTCHES, TELEPHONE SQUADS, STREET CORNER SIGN CARRIERS, DOORBELL RINGING, WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I AM SO EXCITED, HOPE YOU ARE. WE HAVE IT ALMOST SEWED UP.

AL HOFFMAN
YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT